RickB.

I was born on a rainy September day in 1983...I'm awesome, and so are you...I was the youngest-ever Tiddlywinks champion in the state of Mississippi (where, oddly enough, I have never been)...I went to Kermit's Korner for preschool and they had He-Man toys...Don't **** with Don Barr, he will cut you...My favorite band is Sonic Youth...I play the drums...I was raised by wallabys...I once kicked Andre the Giant's ass for looking at me funny...Don't **** with the Canadian mafia, they're no joke...I used to have a robot...I might be a robot...yr a robot...I just ate a hamburger...I say "****" alot...There's a high probability that I may spontaneously explode at any moment...I think earthworms are terrible people...You should be listening to Can right now...Cheese is disgusting...But pizza isn't...I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic (and that has caused 97% of the problems in my life)...Squirrels are way better than chipmunks in my book...I watch SportsCenter at least 5 times a day...I bought a Roland 303 Groovebox over 6 months ago and still have not gotten around to playing with it...I love/hate Akron...If a penguin and a lion got in a fight who would win? (the lion, stupid!)...I'm a journalism major...I enjoy cuddling whilst listening to old records...I'm all sunshine and rainbows...I've seen The Sandlot at least 713 times...I like the noise that overloading amps produce...I DON'T look like Harry Potter...I think I may be at some kinda weird crossroad in my life...I need to go see a good show soon...

cheap wine and/or snobby beer...and maybe a good band, perhaps.